Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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