I think i sorta joined a cult last night
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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