yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
How does one acquire holy water?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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