Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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