I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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