Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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