the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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