Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Randomize
