Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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