You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Me too!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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