I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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