Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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