is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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