ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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