never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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