Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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