I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
And then he peed in my hair
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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