Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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