your parents love me but you hate me
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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