cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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