It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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