Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
zippers are such a cool invention
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Come see our sink grown plant.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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