New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
this will be a night to untag.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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