Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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