But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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