Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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