the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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