Kiss
Puke
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just found a bag of teeth...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Two words: nipple clamps
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