Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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