Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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