I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
My ATM looks so different sober.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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