my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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