would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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