Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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