I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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