There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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