"it" just moved
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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