My brain says no but my pants say off.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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