it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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