why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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