I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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