i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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