His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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