it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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