If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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