I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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