You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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