Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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