they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
