i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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