I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
