He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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