I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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